wow i had a weird dream

it started out with everybody from school AND all my friends here going to this school where all the teachers spoke some variant of Russian and they all had translators in their classrooms

then i was elected class secretary which meant that i was in charge of notices and grading tests so everybody came up to me to get whatever notice they needed and find out what they made on a test

i remember Axel (somethinghorrible) was overdrawn for lunch money by 35 cents and got, like a 87 on the test we took; Excellent (somethingexcellent) got a 99 on the last test we took; Luke (causticgambler) got some notices for unexcused absences and about a 92 on the test; Beth (insanityscaretakerjulian) got a 90 on the test; i forgot what Kyle (lickacornflake) got but it was pretty good; and i apparently had an overdue library book and got an 85

then my mom bitched at me when i got home because she wanted ALL my grades to be above a 96 which was really unfair??? idk my dreams can be mean like that

and then i was forced to go on another camping trip with that girl i hate so much and her brother (which somehow happened because she’s an only child??? what the fuck brain get your facts straight) and his girlfriend were trying hide the fact that they were having sex but everybody knew so we all took turns scaring the shit out of them to make them both scream and it was glorious

but then we had to go to sleep and i woke up there and i remembered we had to go to a bath house to shower and i had no hairbrush, shampoo, conditioner, nothing

then i woke up in real life

my dreams plan to kill me