i think the music we play in band has done more than any music appreciation class tbh im listening to an italian christmas carol i didnt know even EXISTED before we played it in band thank u Tracy Starnes

socially-awkward-turtle said:Don’t forget people tackling other people in chairs while the director isn’t looking! …and also me falling out of chairs every year…

yeah the flutes do that

and yes we do have a small problem with our oboe– she tips over

one of our drum majors, ladies and gentlemen

whats hilarious is that he didnt have any other clothes to change into

he had to borrow a tshirt but underneath he was still rockin the one-strap

one of our drum majors, ladies and gentlemen

forcepassioneandkibou said:and flutes have shirts made with #winner on their sleeves and sections blame other sections for being too loud

and the low clarinets wont stop prompting everyone to strip

“the gardendale high school band is a very well-run, very professional-sounding band” a musical critic in the audience at concert says. meanwhile, in the band room, someone threatens to shove a stand laterally up someone else’s ass and the brass and low reeds joust with their own chairs

s ighs i wish there were more parades this year tho

my parents wont let me go on the spring trip to disneyworld because theyre cheapass bitches

i just want to charge to our starting point like a fucking warrior with my bass clarinet again tbh

after 3 years preforming with the same people the nerves during concert go from stage fright to 1) “if i fart now will anyone hear it” or 2) “if my instrument messes up so help me god”